Big Girl Panties

Then.

I got up at 8 PM. No, I didn't't mistype anything. I went to bed at about 10 AM, and hence got up at 8 PM. Freakshow, huh?

I dragged myself into the bathroom, brushed my teeth, etc., and then it occurred to me that it's time to have "breakfast". Jolly as I was, I thought I can manage just fine on my own with such a simple task.


Now.

My potato's burned and my food sucks. My head hurts, thanks to my new head bump. The food pieces are lying on the floor and the floor itself is dirty.


The lessons of the day as it begun:

1. Don't EVER try to light a stove with a toilet paper piece in an attempt to avoid getting your nails burned (it'll happen anyway) with a flicker. As it turns out, toilet paper burns down faster than a stove can catch the fire.

2. Kitchen is a dangerous place to be in in a half-awake state. Always look around for the objects you could bump your head on while on that territory.

3. Don't ever leave the object of your cooking alone for more than 2 minutes!

4. While cooking, using oil or butter on your food is welcomed. Not using it might result in an awful burnt taste.

5. Cold, just-outta-fridge cans of cat food could come in handy for treating your head bumps. Cats, on the other hand, seeing before mentioned cans could get too excited and, in a friendly attempt to "earn" the goodies, start rubbing on your feet until the point where you get too distracted to notice that you've been dropping food bits from your plate onto the goddamn floor.

6. Picking up the food you've dropped instead of leaving it lie there is also welcomed, for the slipping on it would be an unpleasant experience.

7. The final and the most important lesson of the day is that... *sigh*
I will never be normal.