Big Girl Panties

So today I went to that (sort of a) Sports Club to try that new weird vacuum stepper (it's like a vacuum shell with a stepper inside). Everybody was saying that this stuff is super-effective for weight loss and leg strength, so I thought "Eh, why not try it?"

Well, I managed to cheerfully work it for all of 6 minutes. Then I practically passed out. No, really. My vision started swimming, people seemed to sound from far away, etc.

Oh, you should've seen it... The panic, the shouts, the "how do you feel?"s. Heartwarming, really. It would've actually been fun if I weren't contemplating what would be less distressing: passing out or throwing up. But no fear! It was actually neither! Well, I DID almost pass out, but managed to hold back.

"Who gets a cookies?! You do!"

Anyway, it turned that either the Vacuum Thing is not for me or that I have some health issues. Probably gonna have to check in with the doc now. Which reminds me of how much I hate doctors... Don't you hate doctors? I mean, it's unreasonable and all, but they just can creep the world out of me. Especially when they look bored by your mere presence.

Yeah okay that was off-topic. Well... whatever.