Big Girl Panties

Congratulate me, world. I've just discovered that all men are bossy and possessive differently sized meaner copies of Ricky Ricardo, and with all their brains they really manage to be extra dumb when it comes to personal issues. Apparently, the invention of the wheel took the most of their creativity, leaving nothing to the right side of the brain to play with.

If someone's built a wall between men and women (which some seem to have between right and left sides of their brain, too), hardly they were us girls, considering how we actually manage to be bendier when it comes to "I right, you wrong" (a.k.a I rule, you drool... and are a slut anyway) topics of the conflicts.

I mean, who cares who's right if it doesn't make anyone happier in the end anyway?