Big Girl Panties

Last night I was lying in my bed, trying to fall asleep. As always, I'd gone to bed way too late so I was feeling like passing out when my head hit the pillow. When I was almost halfway into the dream land, I've heard my mom's dog make choking noises somewhere in the room. Sine she's having heart problems, I'm living in that weird state of suspicious fear that she might kick it anytime.

So, when I heard her make that strangled huff-n-puff noise and then go completely quite, I jumped up in my bed pretty sure her heart had stopped and that it was her last choked breath I heard.

Turned out she just pooped. Er...